Locating Missing Sheep—and Colons

To Whom It May Concern

I have watched your television show for the past three years and have seen the cases you have solved the Ronan Williams Case, the Chuckie Norris Case, and the Canada to Japan Case. Every case was miraculously solved, and families were reunited. The police are inundated with reports for missing persons daily; sadly, many of these cases are not given the same amount of attention due to this growing number of missing people. The company on your program, Missing Persons Inc., helps these cases get solved with their private detectives and organized psychic staff.

Now, I know that you are entering your fifth season, and I have an idea for your season premier sheep. I have lost my sheep and am looking for assistance in locating them. At approximately 546 p.m., I went to feed my sheep their favorite meal of haggis and eggs. It was then that I found the gate was open and their luggage was missing. Half of their belongings were gone as well. I looked everywhere for my beloved sheep. They are not in their usual hangouts. To top it off, my family is not being supportive at all. They tell me that, if I leave them alone, my sheep will show up on their own. They tell me my sheep will wag their tales and be happy to see me, but these comments bring me no comfort. I just want to see my sheep again. I feel there is just one solution to my problem your help.

Sincerely,

Bobby (Bo) Peep